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Me oh my, the orgasm gods are feeling benevolent today. The one and only Tap Dancer clitoral vibrator (yes, it’s actually called that) by Better Love is on sale today, and [toots douche] today only, for just $69.99 (a huge markdown from the OG price of $175.99). If you also got a D+ in Algebra (heyyyyyy buddyyyy), that’s over $100 off one of the internet’s most lauded sex toys, which has been called both “the perfect beginner’s toy” and a choice route to Squirt Town, USA, by reviewers. “One literally took the smile off my face and sent me into the ‘jerks’ (y’all know what I’m talking about),” wrote one customer, while another said, “This little magician lightly taps on your clit and it's rather heavenly. Gradual build up and huge orgasm at the end.” Sex toys are subjective, granted. And to be fair, there are a lot of cult, clitoral sex toys out there that we love, but the Better Love Tap Dancer is part of our Holy Clitoral Quartet—along with the Satisfyer Pro 2, any clitoral vibe by LELO, and Aer by Dame—that is worth adding into your rotation because its ergonomic shape is light and easy to maneuver around your clitoris, and its controls give you six different speeds to play with, which I personally dig, because I can’t stand getting lost in dozens of vibration patterns when I’m on the edge of an orgasm. Sex toys are like restaurant menus: The more curated and spartan the selection, the more you know they really know what they’re doing. The Tap Dancer is also made of waterproof, body-safe silicone that feels firm but soft on the sensi clitoral area, so you can go to Pound Providence all you want. TL; DR: If you’ve been clitoral toy-curious but don’t want to spend hundreds on a vibrator, this is one of those cult sex toys you should consider adding to your rotation. Remember: It’s only on-sale for today, September 21, so get in there before the rest of your horny friends...The Better Love Tap Dancer is available for $175.99 $69.99 at Ella Paradis.Give ‘em the ol’, razzle dazzle!
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