Yes! That’s what everything is! That’s what Christmas is! Valentine’s is just horny Christmas! You’re not staring at the code of the Matrix and seeing a woman in the red dress! “Sandwich? Just two pieces of bread with some cheese in the middle” — you. “A job? Just somewhere you go for eight hours a day and they pay you an hourly or annual rate to be there” — also you. Well done, mate. You saw through the most transparent scam in history.