We get a lot of imbecilic invitations to events from publicists who don’t actually want us there, and we don’t want to go to the exciting release of their new Cow Squeazers milk drink event either. But they have to do their job, which means emailing us anyway, and we like to test our interns’ mettle, so we sent one of them off to a cooking demonstration and asked for a full report… Gattaca
