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She gets a free pass on this, her merely yawny coming out party. The worst you can say about this movie is that it helped inflict Josh Hartnett on the world, and that it is genuinely drab and awful.LOST IN TRANSLATION (2003)
This is where things get screwy. Somehow this plotless romp through a luxury Valhalla made $115 million, which is the same sum of cash it took to build Florida's Sun Life Stadium, home of the Miami Dolphins. It also won Best Original Screenplay, which is kind of like a stinky piece of dogshit getting elected to Congress and then winning Best Original Screenplay. SEE: 2004 ELECTIONMARIE ANTOINETTE (2006)
The ultimate Poor Little Rich Girl fantasy is also the ultimate non-movie, a single, agonizingly stretched-out "long beat" that is itself buried under several tons of designer costumes and fancy cakes. This is the movie that made the 1 percent weep with envy like the grimiest 99 percenter hobo.SOMEWHERE (2010)
Since I haven't seen this one, I'll have to paraphrase what I'm guessing is the plot. Pampered socialite Stephen Dorff grows despondent after his butler chokes on a ruby. He spends his days puttering around his 9,000 square acre Hollywood vineyard and acting out scenes from his childhood, when he was a little girl running up and down the hallways of various European castles with his beloved pet lynx, Bullion.
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