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We need a law that forbids companies or individuals from hiring anyone for less than a nationally enforced minimum wage. This would create fair competition and prevent workers from being exploited for their labor just because they are afraid of being outted as an illegal. If you try to pay someone below the minimum wage, you will be stripped of all your possessions and forced to subsist on a government dole of dog food and tang.Offer Bounties
We should pay people for snitching on the bad illegal immigrants who have criminal records or are involved in sex and drug trafficking and terrorism. This snitching business would work just like Crime Stoppers. I am sure it would be a big hit, even though I wouldn’t snitch on anyone myself, because snitching is not gangster.Once we know who the bad illegals are, we'll put bounties on their heads and profile them on a new TV show called America's Most Wanted Illegals. The offending illegals will either be deported immediately or forced to serve time for their crimes and then subsequently deported.Enforce Border Laws
What’s the use in having borders if we’re not going to secure them?Institutionalize the Term “Illegal Immigrants”
I hear some have taken offense to the use of this term. Sorry buddy, but if you are an immigrant (non-American) and came here illegally, then you are an illegal immigrant. When I was convicted of a crime and went to prison, the authorities referred to me as an inmate. When I paid my debt to society and got out they started calling me Mr. Dennis. I didn’t like that cake, but until I completed the necessary requirements to gain my freedom, I had to eat it.Previously - Politicians Playing Tricks on MeWillie D is a member of the legendary rap group the Geto Boys.Follow him on Twitter: @WillieDLIVE
