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Four Things the Internet Can Teach You #7

You know how the FBI invented Kwanzaa to make black people look stupid? No? Well once again Anne Coulter is here to blow your mind with some hard TRUTH.

1. A SINGLE LETTER CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE

As shown by this correction that was added to an article from TBD:

Whoopsie!

2. A SECRET PLOT TO UNDERMINE GAYS HAS BEGUN

You know how the FBI invented Kwanzaa to make black people look stupid? No? Well once again Anne Coulter is here to blow your mind with some hard TRUTH.

And now it seems someone is trying to do the same for the gays:

Nice try The Right, but this is like when Christians make rap music: You have all of the elements in place, but then you've gotta go and take it too far ("I'm getting my Facebook all up in this thing's Twitter") and blow the whole thing. Be more subtle next time.

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3. DUMB, CHARISMA-LESS SOCIOPATHS NEED DATING ADVICE TOO

I started making a list of the funniest parts from this video, but then I realized I was just transcribing the whole thing. Words fail me. Just watch. Please.

4. ALL PUBLICITY IS NOT GOOD PUBLICITY

I wasn't even going to embed a video of this band's song in here because I was afraid I'd give them some free promotion. But on closer inspection, fuck it. There's no way any of you are gonna go out and buy anything by these guys after hearing and seeing this. Right?

Last week, the asshole makers of this asshole song parked a giant truck across two lanes of rush hour traffic in LA and performed their song "Traffic Jam" (geddit?) in front of all the people whose days they had ruined. Amazingly, they weren't murdered but, thankfully, they did end up in jail. You'd think that if you were going to do a publicity stunt that is going to definitely see you incarcerated, you'd have a product that looks a little less like an SNL spoof of Crazy Town to back it up with.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE