PHOTOS: DANIEL BENSON
TEXT & STYLING: SAM VOULTERS
ASSISTANS: DANIELLA MAIORANO, CHARLOTTE GIBBS
MODELS: NED, DANIELLA, SAM, LISA, JAMIE, ZAINA
People have certain expectations when they spend $15 million and four years of their lives getting a degree. It's understandable. What would be the point in going if you weren't expecting to get a career out of it? But the good jobs are few and far between and competition for them is fiercer than ever. That's why IF you get a job when you graduate, it will probably be shit. Especially if you studied one of these subjects.
PHILOSOPHY
Page Left: Vintage jacket, vest, shirt, trousers, shoes, tie, and socks from Beyond Retro, glasses from Specsavers. Page Right: UNIQLO tank top, vintage watch and jewelry, Carhartt underwearBeing a philosopher hasn’t been a real thing for hundreds of years, so it was a pretty unrealistic aspiration, wasn’t it? Get used to smoking yourself into a stupor and staying in your underwear all day long because your painfully high opinion of yourself since you graduated makes you pretty much unemployable.
SPORTS SCIENCE
Lacoste polo shirtIt was difficult thinking exactly where sports science might lead. Best case, you’d get to touch attractive sportsmen. No need to think about that: 100 percent of sports science graduates end up as lesbian gym receptionists—even the men.
PERFORMING ARTS
Vintage jacket, vintage shirt, Levi's shorts, Vans shoes; Fly53 t-shirt, KR3W jeans, Nike shoes, G-shock watchSo you spent three years doing vocal exercises and improvisation and you can roll your r’s excellently. Surely the silver screen awaits! Or, you could try charity work. I mean, you have a very clear voice and the lines won’t be difficult for you to learn with all that practice.FINE ART
Page Left: American Apparel dress, vintage shoes from Beyond Retro, vintage hat from Mint. Page Right: Vans t-shirt, Speedo swimsuit, vintage Lee jeans, vintage jewelry“A picture is worth a thousand words” but is seldom worth a thousand dollars. With that in mind, look for work in a bar. NOBODY tips the painter.Originally published on Vice Style.
TEXT & STYLING: SAM VOULTERS
ASSISTANS: DANIELLA MAIORANO, CHARLOTTE GIBBS
MODELS: NED, DANIELLA, SAM, LISA, JAMIE, ZAINA

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