I went to Quintana Roo, Mexico for five days with four other humans and one self-proclaimed Mexican Sex Zombie. We adopted a diet based on Modelo Especial, tequila, ceviche, and an accidental stewed shark, which gifted us with nimble sea legs and aided us in crab walkin’ up and down Mayan pyramids. My Spanish isn't that much better, but my capacity to consume five meals a day and effortlessly sweat through to my underpants has reached record standards.
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