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DAVID MILIBAND: A YOUTUBE MIND MAP

Poor big brother David Miliband has been putting on a brave face since his little brother beat him in the political popularity contest; but we're worried about him. He's the bigger brother--the first to walk, talk, and vote. Plus, he's the brother who doesn't look like a thumb with a face tattooed on it. David's not used to finishing second in that family, and his Mother knows this will be quite a blow to his ego. To help her out, here is an internet mind-map of Dave's current psychological state.

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He's feeling a little bit left out now that all his pals prefer his little brother.
Why do they think he's so great, he's an idiot!

He doesn't think that this is the first time Ed has stolen what was rightfully his.
Why does he have to hang around with me all the time, why can't he get his own life?

He thinks Ed's doing this on purpose to upset him.
I was always a good brother, why does Ed have to treat me so cruelly, what sick kick does he get from it?

He is surprised at his brother's success.
The stupidest people are the bloody Labour Party. I'm way better than Ed, I'm stronger and better at sports, I know more foreign dignitaries and there are more posters of me on the bedroom walls of young voters than there are of him.

He is confused. After all, now Ed is the big guy, the boss, and David can't help but respect that.
God, Ed's done well, hasn't he? And doesn't he wear success well? I wish I was more like Ed. I wish I was Ed. I wish I was with Ed?

ED BALLZ