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Festivals

COPENHAGEN - DISTORTED

Our friend Helch just came back from

Distortion Festival

and can't seem to stop "raving"… about how beautiful everything and everyone was, especially the gorgeous Danish women who were "totally into him." The reason for that, he explained, is because he's from Germany. We don't know how far we can actually trust him with that one, but here are some of the photos he sent to us post-delirium.