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ATLANTA - YOU MOST LIKELY DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH FROLICON BUT YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT OUR GUIDE TO THE REST OF THE CITY

Did you notice we're featuring some stories from our

Guide to Atlanta

today? If you're there tomorrow or anytime this weekend and you're socially inappropriate, then you should for sure check out the

Frolicon

–your one-stop festival for anything and everything that appeals to people who masturbate in basements a lot. This means protracted discussions about pirates, cannibalism, zombie beach parties, and the chupacabra. Look, if it's like an actual festival with movies and bands and book signings and suchlike, it might have a Russian hemophiliac with AIDS's prayer of a chance of turning out all right. But if it's a bunch of bike kids dressing up like zombies in Piedmont Park (which it most likely is), don't come crying to us to get your 65 bucks back.