All right, you've waited long enough. Here's the second installment of Dickheadz.
Jaspar Logan* was responsible for making a number of 12-year-olds very, very angry. Do you know what it's like to be small and full of rage? 12-year-olds get furious. They think of bloodshed. They will come and get you. The wrath they seethe is fucking potent. So if you ask me, dickhead Logan had it coming.Jaspar Logan was a fluffy-haired turdlet in my 6th and 7th grades. Everybody hated him. The kids wanted to beat him up. The teachers thought he was lame. Even these kids couldn't stand his shit. Mostly this was because he was always crying about something. Crying and crying like a little baby jerk. When he wasn't whining (in his whiny, girly, British voice) or pissing people off, he was crying. You know that gross, hiccupping, gasping-for-breath way that kids cry when they fall down and it's like the whole world is just this big, scheming shithole and life's not worth living? Y'know? Yeah, that's how he cried. He would just bust out in the middle of class because someone would be like, hey Jaspar you're a piece of shit and you suck or whatever.
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