What is up with jocks and their obsession with laser pens? First these chuckleheads lure a local crack-man into police custody after driving him completely bonkers by beaming a dot of delicious green light on the sidewalk near him. We ain't gonna lie, the part where he throws his jacket over the laser and screams "I GOT YOU!" made us laugh so hard our eyes started clouding over at the edges, it's just that it goes on and on for so long it makes us feel like we've been hooked up to the Clockwork Orange machine for a Bumfights screening. Now they're actually bringing them to football games to distract athletes. No, we don't suddenly care about football, but that's your game, dudes--ruining it for yourselves is like if nerds decided to carry a big, teetering stack of books in one hand then slap it to the ground with the other. Bemusing at first, but ultimately tragic. Can't you guys just going back to smashing beer cans on your head and chanting crap in Greek you don't understand?
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