You're in Miami sniffing drugs, chug-a-lugging champers until you've got a little cartoon dizzy scribble above your head, all ramped up on the art world and everyone's ego, ODing on "concepts," and suddenly you realize uh-oh, I'm gonna crash and burn and go back to my hotel room and have a hollow-soul hangover cry about the vacuousness of this experience if I don't get just a little dose of humanity. Or else you're sitting in front of a screen going, "Hey what's up with that whole Art Basel thing? Is it bullshit or what?" So here, we'll save all of you with our guide to Miami Art Fairs. Today watch for some friendly interviews with Nate Lowman, Aurel Schmidt, and Naomi Fisher, and then we'll also tell you where to get a bite to eat so you don't come back a cadaver. Cadavers smell like shit.