Last time King Khan was hopping around North America he was touring with a guy named BBQ. Wouldn't it be nice if people were also the things they were named after? If you could go to a King Khan & BBQ show and cook a steak on BBQ's stomach? We'd bring coolers stuffed with sausages and chicken wings. Yet, in reality, there was no meat. Still, the shows were energetic, spastic, and in venues large enough that beer-bottle-throwing frat boys had to get publicly threatened and embarrassed by Khan! Anyway, we're not gonna hold the crowd against him, and believe you us, we're excited to let you know that Khan's going on tour again, this time with the Shrines. They're gonna be screaming and dancing and violating your orifices all throughout the U.S. and Canada. So find your city in the list after the jump, message your friends who care about having fun, and see you at the thing!03/06/2009 Harvest of Hope - Elkton, FL
03/07/2009 The Vagabond - Miami, FL
03/08/2009 Wills Pub - Orlando, FL
03/10/2009 Masquerade - Atlanta, GA
03/12/2009 Orange Peel - Asheville, NC
03/13/2009 Exit In - Nashville, TN
03/14/2009 Hi-Tone Café - Memphis, TN
03/15/2009 One Eyed Jacks - New Orleans, LA
03/16/2009 Palladium Loft - Dallas, TX
03/17/2009 The Warhol - San Antonio, TX
03/20/2009 Emo's - Austin, TX (VICE RECORDS SXSW SHOWCASE)
04/29/2009 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
04/30/2009 First Unitarian Church - Philadelphia, PA
05/01/2009 Music Hall of Willamsburg - Brooklyn, NY
05/02/2009 Maxwell's - Hoboken, NJ
05/03/3009 Santos Partyhouse - NYC
05/07/2009 Paradise - Boston, Mass
05/08/2009 Babylon - Ottawa, ON-Myspace Presents
05/09/2009 La Sasa Rossa - Montreal, PQ-Myspace Presents
05/12/2009 Phoenix Theatre - Toronto, ON-Myspace Presents
05/13/2009 Magic Stick - Detroit, MI
05/14/2009 Wexner Center - Columbus, OH
05/15/2009 Bottom Lounge - Chicago, IL
05/16/2009 Triple Rock - Minneapolis, MN
05/19/2009 The Warehouse - Calgary, AB-Myspace Presents
05/20/2009 The Starlite Room - Edmonton, AB-Myspace Presents
05/22/2009 Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC-Myspace Presents
05/23/2009 - Sasquatch Festival - Quincy, WA
05/25/2009 Dante's - Portland, OR
05/28/2009 Great American Music Hall - San Francisco, CA
05/29/2009 Echo - Los Angeles, CA
5/30/2009 Echo - Los Angeles, CA
03/07/2009 The Vagabond - Miami, FL
03/08/2009 Wills Pub - Orlando, FL
03/10/2009 Masquerade - Atlanta, GA
03/12/2009 Orange Peel - Asheville, NC
03/13/2009 Exit In - Nashville, TN
03/14/2009 Hi-Tone Café - Memphis, TN
03/15/2009 One Eyed Jacks - New Orleans, LA
03/16/2009 Palladium Loft - Dallas, TX
03/17/2009 The Warhol - San Antonio, TX
03/20/2009 Emo's - Austin, TX (VICE RECORDS SXSW SHOWCASE)
04/29/2009 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
04/30/2009 First Unitarian Church - Philadelphia, PA
05/01/2009 Music Hall of Willamsburg - Brooklyn, NY
05/02/2009 Maxwell's - Hoboken, NJ
05/03/3009 Santos Partyhouse - NYC
05/07/2009 Paradise - Boston, Mass
05/08/2009 Babylon - Ottawa, ON-Myspace Presents
05/09/2009 La Sasa Rossa - Montreal, PQ-Myspace Presents
05/12/2009 Phoenix Theatre - Toronto, ON-Myspace Presents
05/13/2009 Magic Stick - Detroit, MI
05/14/2009 Wexner Center - Columbus, OH
05/15/2009 Bottom Lounge - Chicago, IL
05/16/2009 Triple Rock - Minneapolis, MN
05/19/2009 The Warehouse - Calgary, AB-Myspace Presents
05/20/2009 The Starlite Room - Edmonton, AB-Myspace Presents
05/22/2009 Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC-Myspace Presents
05/23/2009 - Sasquatch Festival - Quincy, WA
05/25/2009 Dante's - Portland, OR
05/28/2009 Great American Music Hall - San Francisco, CA
05/29/2009 Echo - Los Angeles, CA
5/30/2009 Echo - Los Angeles, CA
