What better way to celebrate a new presidency than with some good old fashioned corporate pilfering? In a bizarre manifestation of the economic meltdown, the really ritzy cosmetics companies have to give away $175 million worth of free makeup as punishment for patrician hoarding methods that artificially inflated prices. You took the day off to park it in front of the TV and let a few silent tears of joy slide from your ducts anyway, so why not be a real American and take a break to go hoard a bunch of shit you don't need? Or better, go to any of the fancy department stores, be just as rude to those counter cunts as they are to everyone else, stock up on the free Chanel, and give it away to the homeless.
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What better way to celebrate a new presidency than with some good old fashioned corporate pilfering? In a bizarre manifestation of the economic meltdown, the really ritzy cosmetics companies have to give away $175 million worth of free makeup as punishment for patrician hoarding methods that artificially inflated prices. You took the day off to park it in front of the TV and let a few silent tears of joy slide from your ducts anyway, so why not be a real American and take a break to go hoard a bunch of shit you don't need? Or better, go to any of the fancy department stores, be just as rude to those counter cunts as they are to everyone else, stock up on the free Chanel, and give it away to the homeless.
