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THE PRESSURES OF BEING ACE FREHLEY

How is it this thing is

still

at 800 views, meanwhile

DJ Granny

has to figure out a way to squeeze in a visit with Queen Noor between appearances on the

Mongolian Today Show and Crossfire

? If there was any justice to the internet, I'd be drinking my morning coffee out of a Dunkin-Donuts-branded "Dynasty Ace" promotional travel mug complete with shining chest diamond, broken-mirror motif, and its own long, beautiful, flowing cape.