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BUENOS AIRES - HASALANA IN SOUTH AMERICA

Clearly the reason why yoga has gotten so popular in South America is because every single guy is interested in improving flexibility so he can suck his own penis. If I could suck my own dick I could have saved myself thousands of dollars last year. So I visited this Raja Yoga place near my apartment where people meet every Monday so I could save myself some money. Warning to all you squeamish nuns and toddlers who read this blog every day: don't click any further.

I knew this guy Charlie who used to try and try to self-suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible so he took yoga lessons for ten years just to learn self-oral. The class I went to was just a bunch of guys who went crazy when one of them was able to touch the tip of his toenails when bent at the waist. Not very helpful, but it didn't take me as long as Charlie to achieve to the goal.

PS: The writer told us he took this photo of himself, but we just checked Wikipedia and it looks like he swiped it from the autofellatio entry. Looks like he's full of shit, not dick.