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LONDON - IT'S NOT THE DEAD OF SUMMER OR ANYTHING

Just thinking about your sweaters right now may make you want to dab the fur in your crack with a cooling towelette. Can you imagine if you were a wool fetishist and had to swaddle yourself inside one of these Jim-Drain-circa-2003 body suits just to even start to get hot? According to a French wool fetishists' online newsgroup, "Wool's unmatchable smoothness and sensuality provide a little bit of smoothness in our brutal world." Are they actually talking about silk? Because last we checked, wool was just about as smooth and sensual as a pile of porridge on a Triscuit. Click through to check out the sexy fibers, but only if you're a proper no-fooling adult with ID and your gran hasn't knitted you anything in a while.

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