The lump of flesh you see on the left is me. I have ginger hair so my skin colouring is so white it's almost blue. Place an orange rug of hair on that skin, throw in gluttony, a love of junk food, a low level drink issue, years of physical inactivity, and a job that involves nothing but long hours of talking and typing (ie media), and the result is what you see … 215 pounds of gross.When your girlfriend only ever wants it from behind or starts turning the lights out when you fuck because the sight of you cascading above her is offputting, it's time to take action!But the problem with excercise when you have a life and physiology like mine is that it's hard, boring, and completely alien. So to force myself, I've entered the New York Marathon.I'm gonna open up myself and my insecurities to you all on this blog. Every week I'm going to take the same picture from the same angle and give you all an update of my progress. I want you to join me in my journey. I hope it'll be an inspiration. If you think it's a waste of space and shouldn't be on Vice, fuck off, it's for charity.