Spring, summer, and fall in New York are why this is the best city in the world. Seriously. For what always feels like a blur of three seasons we are given lots of daylight, parties, concerts, parks, events, parades, an shows. Even our nasty subways look like a sexy rainbow explosion detonated the pants off every single hot girl--and basically they're all hot. Then winter swoops in for a miniature forever. We all sorta look at each other like, "Yeah, I dunno…". But this past Friday we figured it out: Tiki bars!
Simply walk inside, drink the $2 Coronas, yell along to Sugar Ray and Sublime, and get swept away by the island vibes. But I suggest staying clear from the ones that serve as a back entrance to a tranny bar. It's fun(/funny) at first because, well, who the fuck expects that? Plus, why not? But then we remembered that trannies on the loose are often quite large, defensive, loud, and drunk out of their gourds. Especially at this place.This was the major flaw. When presented with people who live their life as their own sexual fantasy and you're not interested in a role major or minor, there's no reason to hate but there's a very clear barrier in front of you and it should remain there. You will lose your most outgoing pretty lady friends because the trannies love and gravitate toward that type--that's who they consider "crew." Then you start mind-fucking yourself, thinking shit like, "Wait, trannies are gay. They dress as women and like men so this is all in fun, right? Or do they only like each other? Or is it weirder than that, that they're men born as lesbians and that means they like girls who are born hot? OK, pause. Is that tranny going to drag my friend into a dark alley or is everyone just having a good time?"Our Danish friends were somehow able to resist the raw sexuality that is a man with silicone tits. It's gotta be something in the DNA.We realized this place was not such a secret oasis when Kanye showed up with his entourage.p.s. Do your best to find a way to call my babe friend in these shots a tranny. You will fail, and anyway, I just stole your thunder.p.p.s. "Hope u had a great nite. B careful . Muah ur tranny new bff"
For the last two nights my friend's been getting texts of this nature. This picture is in all of them, like a signature.
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Simply walk inside, drink the $2 Coronas, yell along to Sugar Ray and Sublime, and get swept away by the island vibes. But I suggest staying clear from the ones that serve as a back entrance to a tranny bar. It's fun(/funny) at first because, well, who the fuck expects that? Plus, why not? But then we remembered that trannies on the loose are often quite large, defensive, loud, and drunk out of their gourds. Especially at this place.This was the major flaw. When presented with people who live their life as their own sexual fantasy and you're not interested in a role major or minor, there's no reason to hate but there's a very clear barrier in front of you and it should remain there. You will lose your most outgoing pretty lady friends because the trannies love and gravitate toward that type--that's who they consider "crew." Then you start mind-fucking yourself, thinking shit like, "Wait, trannies are gay. They dress as women and like men so this is all in fun, right? Or do they only like each other? Or is it weirder than that, that they're men born as lesbians and that means they like girls who are born hot? OK, pause. Is that tranny going to drag my friend into a dark alley or is everyone just having a good time?"Our Danish friends were somehow able to resist the raw sexuality that is a man with silicone tits. It's gotta be something in the DNA.We realized this place was not such a secret oasis when Kanye showed up with his entourage.p.s. Do your best to find a way to call my babe friend in these shots a tranny. You will fail, and anyway, I just stole your thunder.p.p.s. "Hope u had a great nite. B careful . Muah ur tranny new bff"
For the last two nights my friend's been getting texts of this nature. This picture is in all of them, like a signature.