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DEAR VICE - LA HOSPITALITY

Hello Vice,
My soft-spoken Australian friend spent a couple days in LA for the first time recently. I received a text from her late one night saying she'd met some people in an Italian restaurant and had been invited to hang out and take a dip in the pool at their pad, calling it the "stereotypical LA experience" of her stay. When she returned home, she sent me the photos of her new buds… She's the bewildered-looking one in the center of the first pictures. Apparently the one in the black-vinyl-ensemble busted out her schizophrenia medication midway through the evening, but otherwise they were your general homophobic arses. Both luv-er-ly ladies had implants. My bud copped a feel of the pierced one's at some stage in the evening to test them out.
Thanks,
HOLLY J.
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