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MELBOURNE - BUNNY DATES

We realise it's difficult to see what's going on in this picture but, by way of explanation, the grey ball of fluff at the top of the photo is our rabbit, Welsh, and the white ball of fluff at the bottom of the photo is the as-yet-nameless foxy lady bunny he is currently on a hot date with. I shit you not.

Almost two years ago, on a whim, we decided to get a pet rabbit and he turned out to be the cutest little guy. What we only discovered recently however is that rabbits are very social creatures who become depressed and listless and spend a lot of time staring at the walls and tearing out their fur if they don't have a partner.

So, we managed to find some crazy obsessed rabbit fanatics in the suburbs who informed us that we must immediately send Welsh on a series of dates so he could choose his own partner. She then emailed us through pictures of every eligible bunny - there was something called a Dutch X, another called a Brown Dwarf and another called a Dwarf X - and right now he's spending time with each one, getting to know them and determining who he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Amazing. Apparently Welsh hasn't been shy about trying to "hump" this white girl, so we're pretty sure she's got it in the bag.

While we're on the subject of all things cute, you can see a show about the most heart-breakingly divine rabbits right here on The Cute Show on VBS.tv.