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MINNESOTA - SMILEY

Inmate personal ads are typically a depressing cavalcade of barely suppressed rape urges, poor spelling, and a pronounced lack of extended metaphors. But believe it or not, every once in a blue moon you can actually strike diamond, like Adrian "Smiley" Jones here. If being one genuine class-act of a fellow is a crime, then that is our guess as to what he's locked up for (that or agg. assault against someone who "made a game of his time"). Set your calendars, ladies.

Hello, I'm Adrian Jones and some call me Smiley.  I would like to enter the doors or friendship with someone open and honest about themselves.  I'm a sincere person, and a man who believes the truth beats failure any day.  If diamonds are a man's best friend, I truly believe I'm one that's yet to be discovered.  And I'm a man who wants to share joy and a pure understanding with an upstanding female.  Upstanding meaning a female who's unwilling to make a game out of time.  Because if I cant be a jewel in friendship, I won't be the friend who hinders the qualities of a females progress.  Some of the things I like to do are play cards, piano, reading and playing various sports.  At least when I'm allowed (smile).  Some of my icons are Sean P. Diddy Combs and Hillary Clinton.

Most importantly, I believe an understanding woman is an outstanding person and can make the best kind of friend the world has to offer.  So if you are a female that's honest with yourself and can use some pure happiness,  Do know I wait for your happiness too.

Race: Black
Date of Birth: 5-15-76
Release Date: 9-4-09
Height: 5'8"
Religion: Catholic
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Women
Education: Distant Learning
Occupation before prison: Sales Producer
Activities in prison: Piano, cards, various sports and Law.