This one has had us scratching our noggins this morning. It's a skateboard with a lazy susan slapped on top of it, and it's supposed to be used for breakdance workouts. We're at a loss. It's either so retarded it can't possibly be real, or so retarded it has to be real. Let's break it down.Reasons it's a joke:- The overwhelming 80s vibe throughout the video, despite the fact that it was uploaded just a few months ago.- The video says that breakboarding "stimulates your imagination."- The funny looking host man says that "you can b-boy on it."- An Asian girl who's that hot probably wouldn't hang out with a guy who invented this, much less be involved in his marketing campaign.- They claim that Michael Jackson is one of their team riders.
Reasons it's real:- The reason Jessie (the "inventor") claims Michael Jackson as a team rider is because of this email Jeffrey Daniel (some guy who used to be on Soul Train and taught Jacko a few moves) sent him last March.- It's patented.- After doing a bit of research, we're fairly sure it's made by these wedding Djs. Here's a video of one of them doing his thing.- Their website is exactly what you would expect from the people who made the BreakBoard.- Skateboards have been the catalyst for a lot of really stupid things. Remember Snakeboards?We give up. You decide:[poll ID="14"]HELL GIBSON
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