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No surprises there – it’s just another thing that he’s done.Could you forgive him for it?
Not really. It’s among the many other bad, bad things he’s done.Oh really? Where does it rank in his top ten of bad things?
It’s a steady six.

I’ve never lost anything that’s truly important, because you can always replace stuff, can’t you? So I’ve never truly lost anything. I just think about what’s truly important. Sentimental possessions are the only thing that should cause us any concern.What do you think about Cameron leaving his red box unattended?
Shit happens, my friend. You've got to be held accountable, but everyone is human at the end of the day.

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I forgot something on the train once – my graduation photos. I was very sad.Oh dear. What are your thoughts on secret box-gate?
You shouldn’t do it – that’s monies, y’know?I certainly do. Should Cameron be fired?
Yes, he should go to jail forever.

My four years of uni – I repeated it twice.Good answer.

Five in a row, then I stopped losing them for a bit. Every time I go to Ibiza, I lose a phone. Although they're nothing that I can’t replace.How do you feel about Cameron nearly losing our nation's secrets?
I’m pretty sure he’s feeling pretty bad right now. Prison would be too much for him.How would you punish him for becoming an inadvertent Snowden?
I’d take away some of his powers – something to do with information.Make it so he can’t use the gym at Downing Street?
More than that. I'd make him sign a sheet every time he wants to get special information. He should feel bad.Previously - Have You Ever Worked for an Abusive Boss?