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Cry-Baby of the Week

Is it Cameron Diaz or a guy who killed someone with a hammer?

Welcome once more to Cry-Baby of the Week. It's a simple premise – we present you with two wimps, and then ask you to decide who is the bigger pussyole.

Cry-Baby #1: Cameron Diaz

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The incident: Cameron Diaz got a haircut she didn't like.

The appropriate reaction: Complaining.

The actual reaction: According to an interview she gave to Jay Leno, Cameron, who had wanted "a little bit off", saw that her hair had gone from "here… to HERE". And reacted thusly: "I just burst into tears and started crying, I felt so vulnerable," she said, adding: "For a woman to all of a sudden have no hair? Oh. My. God." But it wasn't just Cameron that was upset: "I felt really bad, [my hairstylist] felt really bad, she started crying, I started crying, a couple of other people started crying."

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Can you imagine living in a universe where you being unhappy with your haircut is enough to make four people cry? Holy. Fucking. Shit. Granted, my income doesn't rely on me looking good, so my hair is probably A LOT less important to me than Cam-D's. But Jesus, woman; get a fucking grip. I don't know very much about how women's hair works, but couldn't you just get some new hair weaved in? You can afford that, right?

Cry-Baby #2: "Mario P"

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The incident: A French man named Mario returned from his holiday to find that his goldfish had died while in the care of his neighbour Philip Emery.

The appropriate reaction: Depending on the circumstances, getting a bit mad at Phillip, then buying a new goldfish.

The actual reaction: According to reports, Mario allegedly beat Philip to death with a hammer, then dumped his body in a "container of water". Which seems like more than a bit of an overreaction. When I was a kid and my sister accidentally killed our goldfish, she got super upset (I think mainly because she thought she was going to get in trouble) and started crying, and my mum bought her a Happy Meal to make her feel better. So my sister was actually REWARDED for killing a goldfish. I'm not saying that Mario should have rewarded his neighbour. But seriously dude, chill.

So who is the biggest cry-baby? Let us know in the poll below so that we can shame one of these self-serious pussies forever.

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Previously:

Cry-Baby of the Week: Masturbating Tinkerbell Tattoo Lady vs. Money-Hungry Adam Lambert Fan

Cry-Baby of the Week: Burger Dick Lady vs. Hypersensitive Newsreader