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Unfortunately, Danny Alexander put the whole thing on his lap as he left the Treasury in an official car, squarely enough for it to be shot by photographers, and thus the figures to be splashed in the next day's papers. What a chump. Conclusion: Danny Alexander cannot grasp how telephoto lenses can see things closer than the naked eye. Exhibit E:In May 2011, Danny Alexander was on camera, waiting to be interviewed by Sky News at their Millbank studios when he let off a massive fart: “the most enormous fart heard in those parts since the Blitz”, according to the Guardian's Michael White. Apparently, someone still has the tapes of this, but despite the high bounties offered by bloggers, they've not yet been extracted, as Sky have told everyone involved they will be sacked if the material leaks.Conclusion: Danny Alexander has only limited control over his bowels. CONCLUSION With the commonness of his name, it is highly likely that Danny Alexander is simply a typo in a Liberal Democrat internal memo – that the party had meant to call someone with a name a lot like his to the frontline of politics, but got confused. Rather than admit their fault, Danny Alexander has been serially promoted as a plausible deniability strategy. If British politics is to move forward, it is vital that people start tackling this issue head-on; confronting the matter by asking Danny what three sevens are, how all the tiny people get into the television, and what the difference is between talcum powder and flour.Previously: Quango - I love The UKIP Conference
