Five Groups Of People Who Have Had Their Lives Ruined By Placebo

Last week, the world awoke to shocking news. The boy from Placebo's debut album cover – whom we had assumed had gone off and had a wonderfully happy life – was living somewhere godawful called Scunthorpe, working as an unemployed chef. He also seemed to have some ill-advised tattoos on his neck, and, well, worst of all, basically, Placebo had ruined his life.

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