This article was originally published on THUMP UK.One of the most important parts about going holiday or worse, traveling, is going on a load of really questionable nights out in clubs you wouldn't piss on back home. Like it or not you're going to find yourself in an ultraviolet air-conditioned room, paying 20p for a beer, chaining fags with a bloke from Australia while "Alors En Danse" thuds in the background. The air outside is thick with heat, your hair is a frayed mix of sand and hairspray or wax, and you and your best mates are on the other side of the world and as such on top of it.
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But oh no. You've decided to be a dickhead. You've decided, just because you're in Ibiza/Thailand/Croatia/Germany/Budapest/Vietnam/Belgium/Australia/France/Scotland you've left all your self-respect in the same pile as those socks you forgot, and now you're trying to do the worm on the patio of a smoking area. The alcohol, the heat, and all those topless torsos are swimming around the fishbowl that is your head. If you're not careful you'll end up making the sort of life choices that will pop back into your head during that primetime 2AM slot every time you can't sleep. For the next 20 years.To be clear, this doesn't mean you shouldn't make stupid life choices. We learn from them and they also provide 98% of our pub chat. That said, there is a way to be reckless, footloose and fancy-free, without being a total berk.Here's how.