I honestly don't even know anymore, guys. The SyFy channel, which has tapped into the same zeitgeist of faux whimsy that is responsible for The Rock shooting a car out of a grenade launcher or whatever in the latest installment of The Fast and the Furious, has already made two movies with the word "Sharknado" in the title. And now we have a third on the way, starring Mark Cuban as the President of the United States. Gather 'round Twitter and hate-watch a bad movie, folks! To wit:
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"NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick plays a pool lifeguard."CNN wrote that sentence. Chris Kirkpatrick! CNN!Listen, I am not a crank. I'm an adult with eyes and a functioning brain looking around at a world that has encouraged this to the tune of three films, the central premise of which is mayhem, courtesy of a tornado full of sharks. Look at that GIF up there. Digest it. I only added a picture of Mark Cuban at the end, the rest of it is a real movie that was made. It had an actor, director, and a budget. Again, I am not a crank.H/T (and thanks for nothing) Awful Announcing