Mark Cuban Will Be President In 'Sharknado 3'

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Mark Cuban Will Be President In 'Sharknado 3'

Mark Cuban will play the President of the United States in 'Sharknado 3' and, oh yeah, there have already been two movies made about a tornado full of sharks.
March 3, 2015, 4:45pm

I honestly don't even know anymore, guys. The SyFy channel, which has tapped into the same zeitgeist of faux whimsy that is responsible for The Rock shooting a car out of a grenade launcher or whatever in the latest installment of The Fast and the Furious, has already made two movies with the word "Sharknado" in the title. And now we have a third on the way, starring Mark Cuban as the President of the United States. Gather 'round Twitter and hate-watch a bad movie, folks! To wit:

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"NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick plays a pool lifeguard."

CNN wrote that sentence. Chris Kirkpatrick! CNN!

Listen, I am not a crank. I'm an adult with eyes and a functioning brain looking around at a world that has encouraged this to the tune of three films, the central premise of which is mayhem, courtesy of a tornado full of sharks. Look at that GIF up there. Digest it. I only added a picture of Mark Cuban at the end, the rest of it is a real movie that was made. It had an actor, director, and a budget. Again, I am not a crank.

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