Talk about bookend performances. Talk about them, please. In the comments.2. Kolten Wong's home state of Hawaii (LW: NR)St. Louis Cardinals fans are encouraged to get tickets to the June 17 game at Busch Stadium for Kolten Wong Hawaiian Jersey Night. It's one of the coolest-looking giveaways this season — a No. 16 Cardinals jersey (or possibly T-shirt jersey, or "shirsey") decorated in a Hawaiian print. One of Wong's own friends designed it.There's only one problem: Kolten Wong himself might not be able to attend because the Cardinals kind of demoted him to the minor leagues Monday.James Shields's last 2 starts have ended with position players pitching. I wonder if that has ever happened before.
— Branden (@JobuNeedsRefill) June 9, 2016
In the past, players have been traded in the days and weeks before teams feature them in promotions. But how many times has a giveaway occurred when a player was demoted to the minors? And just a few months after signing a five-year contract extension? Ouch. Or, as they say in Hawaii, "Ouch."3-t: Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, Manny Machado and Madison Bumgarner (LW: Bumgarner NR)You know about Bumgarner's home-run prowess in his most recent or so 200 plate appearances — he's right up there with Trout, Harper and Machado, the three best young players in the game. Well now MadBum wants to take his talents to the All-Star game's home run derby. This recent display during batting practice at Busch Stadium should seal the deal for Bumgarner in the derby:Soooo, what do the #STLCards do about the Kolten Wong Hawaiian jersey night on June 17? pic.twitter.com/T336fjxnWh
— Brandon Kiley (@BKSportsTalk) June 7, 2016
In pursuit of rare history, Kershaw tries to get back on the straight and narrow on Friday against the Giants and Johnny Cueto.8. Charles Barkley's batting stroke (LW: NR)It's like having a stroke, all right. A noted hack golfer, Barkley took batting practice before a recent Phillies game and — as he does on Inside the NBA — made it easy for everyone to make fun of him. The results overall included "a couple swings and misses and a few tappers past the mound," said witness Meghan Montemurro, a beat writer for The News Journal. Swings and misses, you say?Not only that: Since '12, Kershaw has No. 5 ERA (0.51) in ninth inning. He's his own closer. https://t.co/ldRBIIIg8K https://t.co/7dXK7eKU3f
— Jon Weisman (@jonweisman) June 7, 2016
It was the ball's fault! It wasn't all bad, though:Charles Barkley taking BP pic.twitter.com/oDLhGu3QFw
— Dr Cork Gaines (@CorkGaines) June 6, 2016
Barkley did stand up for embattled Phillies slugger Ryan Howard, who was the target of a beer bottle by an angry dumbass fan.We have CONTACT! pic.twitter.com/FvwjeHWKDS
— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) June 6, 2016
He's a man who once sent a another dude through a window during a bar fight, so believe it.Charles Barkley at park said "I would kick the ---- out of the person that threw beer bottle at Howard" @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/IsfnoUBuei
— Howard Eskin (@howardeskin) June 6, 2016
9. Yordano Ventura's temper (LW: NR)Ventura's temper might have served a purpose for the Royals during, say, the 2015 season, when they were riding high in the AL Central, but also standing up to challenges from opponents who weren't persuaded their World Series run in 2014 was legit. But now, with the team diminished, injured and struggling to stay above .500, Ventura is just a guy who can't stop himself from plunking the opposition in retaliation for… whatever. A brawl with Manny Machado of the Orioles on Tuesday isn't going to turn around the season for the Royals. What might help them: Ventura pitching better than his 5.32 ERA in 12 starts.@AnswerDave @CorkGaines https://t.co/2ttRmIpskP
— Jim McClintock (@pimpino) June 6, 2016
10. Jonathan Schoop's aim (LW: NR)This might be the worst throw on a baseball field made by someone other than Mariah Carey or the former mayor of Cincinnati:Well then. Yordano Ventura hits Manny Machado…and Machado charges the mound swinging. #Royals pic.twitter.com/5Ik612fJWT
— Chris Lilly (@wibwChrisLilly) June 8, 2016
Okay. pic.twitter.com/4mFaqA7OJB
— Shaun Newkirk (@Shauncore) June 7, 2016
He's disqualified because he's a lefty and a sidewinder. For laughs, here's Carey in Japan from a few years ago:And the mayor of Cincy in 2007, Mark Mallory, makes Eric Davis of the Reds go, "Huh?"Legendary. Schoop might win for actually being the professional ballplayer, though. Two amazing facts about Schoop's throw: He didn't break Cheslor Cuthbert's arm, and Ventura somehow did not throw a pitch at Schoop in retaliation. Just imagine if it had been Brett Lawrie who lost control like Schoop, though.11. Mayor punches youth umpireMajor leaguers aren't the only ones behaving badly. You thought Little League parents were the worst? How about Little League politicians? The Mayor of Monee, Ill., also the manager of a youth team, broke the jaw of umpire Tim Nelson in two places during a recent game among 7- and 8-year-olds. Nelson, who needs surgery, says Farquhar called him "a drunk" before hitting him with a sucker punch. His honor, Jay Farquhar, says on Facebook he was acting in self-defense after Nelson grabbed his arm:"…[T]here is no excuse for striking an official…in retrospect, it was a reaction which lacked comprehensively best judgement for the coach (me) to defend myself against the physical escalation of the umpire as such I willingly left the field and recognize the need to suspend my helping to coach that team the rest of this season."Greg Mahle's pitch broke an ad board. Unfortunately, he didn't win a stuffed animal for it: https://t.co/A0S5n2tI9U pic.twitter.com/CodcJNOpA9
— Cut4 (@Cut4) June 8, 2016
They finally meet. I know, right? Estevez, 23, has been fairly effective in middle relief as a rookie for the Rockies, but one thing he hadn't done in two-plus months in the big leagues was meet his namesake, Sheen. In case you're not hip, Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Estevez. "Sheen's father, actor Martin Sheen, changed his last name from Estevez when he got to Hollywood because it wasn't seen as being advantageous 50 years ago to have a Spanish surname. Lots of Jewish actors have done this through the years as well. It kind of stinks that they felt they needed to. Anyway, Carlos Estevez was geeked to meet Sheen, who himself was a flamethrowing reliever for the Indians in the late eighties and early nineties.And here is the picture!! #wildthing #carlosestevezx2 @charliesheen pic.twitter.com/Gujp3IDWKz
— Carlos Estevez (@carlosestevez28) June 8, 2016
19. The Reds bullpen as a fire accelerant (LW: NR)Rangers are 115-82 (.584) May 1, 2015. That's best record in AL. @Rangers
— Richard Justice (@richardjustice) June 6, 2016
20. Matt Albers at the plate (LW: 2)This is what happens when you don't bat again. Drop like a rock.The #Royals are 89-7 over the past two years when leading after six innings. The Reds are 13-8 this season when leading after six innings.
— Brandon Kiley (@BKSportsTalk) June 7, 2016