It looks like particle colliders are finding more and creating apocalyptic black holes less

One: God Particle, Dark Matter, Secrets Of the Universe: CERN To Hold Major Press Conference Monday (News Bad)

Zero: For the past 250 years we have been wrong about cell regeneration (Phys Org)

One: Japanese find rare earth minerals motherload
(Fool)

Zero: Research finds a strong correlation between a country’s GDP growth rate and average penile length (Periscope Post)

One: Physicists at Fermilab Discover New Subatomic Particle (Fox News)

Zero: Rich Shiekh’s Name Can Be Seen From Space: Hamad Bin Hamdan Al-Nahyan Had Workers Plow Name For Weeks
(WFTV)

One: TSA body scans could get less sexy (WaPo)

Zero: Robotic Flying Bird Demoed (TED)

One: 500 GB on a DVD (ITPROPORTAL)