Ones and Zeros: TheSkyNet Wants Your Spare CPU Cycles, USDA Beefs Up Meat Safety, Don’t Geolocate Me, Bro

One: Don’t geolocate me, bro (NYTimes)

Zero: But what about white lies? (BBC)

One: USDA beefs up meat safety (NPR)

Zero: The internet is sooooo extreme (the Atlantic)

One: Yeah right: Donate your spare CPU cycles to theSkyNet (Computer World)

Zero: Warming oceans = food poisoning, gastroenteritis, septicemia, cholera (AP)

One: But is it full of chocolate? (Wired)

Zero: Nintendo dying, in need of mushrooms and/or fireball power and/or magic stars (Reuters)

One: In which the boy, bloodred among the cholla, considers his gruel (Yelping With Cormac)

Zero: Danger Zone of the Third Dimension (SlashFilm)