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Welcome to Worst Hot Take of the Week – a column in which @MULLET_FAN_NEO crowns the wildest hot take of the week.
Reasonable take: A lovely sentiment, but I really wish the NHS wasn't treated like a charity and instead funded appropriately.
Brain rot: "Let's have the the public plug the gaps caused by the last ten years of government cuts!"As the coronavirus pandemic whittles away the notion of social interaction being anything more than a lip-folded smile at a fellow citizen on their state-sanctioned daily stroll, we're all finding ourselves glued to our social medias feeds in an even more desperate search for social validation than before. It's got to the point where our weekly "Screen Time report" amounts to cyber bullying. So it seems a safe bet at this point – as you've tapped your way through the Instagram stories of best mates, co-workers, cousins, all the way through to the dregs of that one-off smoking area acquaintance you inexplicably still follow five years on – that you'll have come across someone, somewhere, doing the "Run For Heroes" challenge.
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Related: Britain's obsession with platitude pin-badges and gestures. On Thursday, Carrie Symonds was "clapping harder than ever" for our NHS while the police inexplicably created mass congregations on central London bridges in a show of "respect", ignoring the singular job they seem to have right now.Let us all just take a fucking breather.When you consider Britain's standing as the sixth richest country on planet Earth, you wonder how a place with so much money and considerably smaller populations than the United States, China, Japan, Germany and India has such a bollocks infrastructure and a festering health service?We already "donate" to the NHS through a little thing called "general taxation", and if our tax isn't reaching our critical public services then it seems like that should be the point to focus on, not clapping at the Woolwich Ferry spinning doughnuts on the Thames.Britain right now feels like the world's largest pyramid scheme, in which the public funnels wealth up to a set of cunts who hate us. We spend our taxpayer billions on refurbishing the "important stuff", like the Queen's gaff, or providing extra expenses for MPs, while our key workers have to plow on in shoddy conditions. By rights, our hospitals should look like the inside of Saddam Hussein’s palace, with gold taps and fucking marble arches, but really I think our NHS workers would be happy with the simpler things, like more facilities, better pay and actual PPE instead of bin-liners.@MULLET_FAN_NEOUPDATE 20/04/20: A comment from a Virgin Group spokesperson was added, along with a line to reflect that Virgin has announced it will be waiving the processing fee on donations through Virgin Giving. A line was deleted suggesting that Richard Branson approached the government directly for a £500 million bailout package for Virgin Atlantic. We regret the error.