We found that image at a celebrity lookalikes website, the funniest link from which is probably this one. Anyway, to celebrate the slowest news day since the invention of news almost 2,000 years ago, we took to the streets of London to ask the general public one of the least important questions any generation of people born in this country has ever faced: Which celebrity do people tell you that you look like?
Vice: What celebrity do people tell you you resemble?
Matteo: People say I look like Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio.
You must feel pretty flattered by that.
Not really. Those people are unimportant to me, my heroes are musicians.
Are there any musicians you get told you look like?
There was one once. But I forget who.
Duggie, Artist (left) and Caroline Coon, Artist.
Vice: Hey guys! What slebs do people say you bear a resemblance to?
Duggie: I'm not sure I can really answer that.
Caroline: Do you not know a celebrity when you see one?
You guys are celebrities?
Caroline: Well, let's just say we would be recognisable to some people.
Caroline: He is Duggie Fields, a fantastic painter. You should look up his website.
Duggie: She's a painter too.
Caroline: Yes, but I'm not anywhere near as good as him.
Duggie: Oh she is. Google her, Caroline Coon. You'll love her.
Ji (left) and Lousie, both students.
Vice: Hey ladies, which stars do people tell you you could pass for?
Lousie: She looks like Kimora Lee Simmons.
Ji: Eugh, I hate that. I hate her. I'd like her money though.
Lousie: Do I look like anyone?
Ji: Angelina Jolie?
Lousie: Oh, shut up.
Kesia, Opera Singer.
Vice: Are there any people-of-note that you're told you could double for?
Kesia: *long sigh* Dawn French.
Not too happy about that one?
I can see why people would think that. We're both from the West Country, we're both curvy. I like Dawn French, it's just… It's not very flattering, is it?
Joel (left), fashion intern and Beck, photographer.
Vice: Are there any famous folk that you're told you look like?
Beck: He looks like Jedward.
Joel: Yeah, when I had my hair different I got that quite a lot. People say I look like Gary Numan and The Cure too, which is good. I like 80s goth.
Beck: And people tell me I look like that singer Robyn.
Vice: Is there anyone you could sneak into the VIP area of a festival as?
Shamaa: Jameela Jamil. But I don't like that, because I think I just look like me. (To her friends) Do any of you guys have some lipstick for the photo? I think I'll look more like her with lipstick. I'm gonna do that pose she's always doing too.
GLEN COCO & EMMA GERBER