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I think the only insect that could make a good name would be Beetle. That would be quite cool. It's better than Spider, at least.You'd have to have the right amount of charisma to pull it off.
You would. You'd have to be very interesting.

No, it's cool.Thanks.
People called Summer or April – that's weird.OK.

Yeah, fruit names are a definite no-no.How about Apple?
No, I wouldn't go there. I’d buy an Apple computer, though.Plum?
No, that’s awful.

I think the answer to that question is in an episode of Family Guy.Do you have any friends with terrible names?
No. You’re so mean. Don't be so mean.Sorry.

It's very naff, very dated, very 80s. It's tacky, you know?What about other old lady names, like Cheryl?
Cheryl's been tainted by Cheryl Cole. Otherwise, it's actually quite a nice name.Mary?
I quite like old, granny names generally, but Mary isn’t very sexy.I dunno – Mary J Blige is pretty sexy.Previously - Why Are Kids So Fat?