This article was originally posted on Noisey.
According to a leaked "wardrobe advisory" from US network CBS, they have imposed a butt crack, boobs and genitals ban on artists due to perform at the Grammy Awards this weekend. A line-up which includes the likes of Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson and Alicia Keys (ugh, 'cos that Kelly Clarkson is always aching to get her rat out, right?)Rather than sending out a BCC all email with the subject line "put some clothes on whores", they went down, like, a Victorian indecency laws route:"Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.""Fleshy under curves", yeah? And LMAO at "puffy". Remember when Winehouse had to cover up her tit-toos for the Grammys?Read full story.

