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CANADA - LAST NIGHT'S ERECTION (OR LACK OF)


Of course the first place you look for Canadian election coverage is here, right? Of course it is! And you're dying for a quick recap, right? OK, well you already know Ol' Dead Eyes won a minority. The Libs lost big time, the Green Party won 7% of the popular vote but STILL lost in all their ridings, and the NDP's biggest land grab was the west arctic, a riding basically the size of India with a population of um, Kingston, Ontario. The most exciting part of last night's election was near Cornwall, England, when a donkey got drunk on fermented apples and fell into a swimming pool. He's OK, though. For more exciting election coverage, see other countries.

IAN ORTI