The so-called war on Christmas began when people started saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Then Starbucks decided to forego its festive cups to serve grande peppermint mochas in non-secular containers. But the panic has reached a whole new plateau this year, thanks to the Mall of America hiring a black actor to serve as Santa Claus. Run to the bunkers, everyone.
Last night, on VICELAND's Desus & Mero, the hosts poked fun at this unfounded hysteria, where pearl graspers across conservative networks implored everyone to "think of the children!" Check out their commentary above.
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