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Uh, I think it’s a source of information.What do you use it for?
Everything.

If you have evil intentions or bad ethics, yeah, anything can become evil. But if you use it like a normal person, the internet can be good.Do you use it like a normal person?
I like to think so.There’s nothing strange on your history?
Nope. If used right, the internet becomes a source of freedom.

Amit, hotdog vendor: No.It’ll be quick.
What do you want to know?What is the internet?
I don’t know. It’s for looking at señoritas. Is that a camera?Yeah, can I have a picture of you?
Yes, let me put on my hat first. It says “Onion Crunch” on it.Do you have a computer?
No.Do you like the internet?
Yes.

Yes, every day.

No, but I am on the internet. I’m on a website. They call me the drunken karate kid. (We think he means this video.)Do you think the internet is bad?
Man, I don’t know. There’s a lot of weirdos on there. Gotta watch out for weirdos.

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I’m sorry. I haven’t slept in four days.Finals week?
Yeah. The internet is very perplexing. You have access to all sorts of information, but it’s also really dangerous because people can post information that’s not true, so it creates multiple realities, both true and false. That’s why it’s dangerous.

[laughs] You were closer to an answer when I thought this was about skateboards. I don’t know.Do you use it?
Only for Facebook. I don’t know about the Twitter or the Instagram. I hear about it though.I wouldn’t worry, you’re not missing out.Previously - What Do Idiots Drink?
