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Goodbye green and pleasant lands. Hello dark factories and capitalism, one day you will let me eat burgers while I complain about the price of oil. Of course, there is one irritable, bearded German who isn't so happy about all the proletariat oppression but, luckily for him, his ideas will form the backbone of a great, utopian 20th century government to which the phrases “Soviet death camp,” “sent to Siberia,” and “Stalin is not pleased” have absolutely no bearing. Modernity! Don Draper! Suits, martinis and carriage rides through the park. If you can’t make it on your farm you can make it in Capital City, friend. It’s all high livin’ baby! High livin’ and extremely dark weaponry… And then… Because without them you wouldn’t have this and that’d be like never having listened to the Lou Reed album that’s based on Edgar Allen Poe stories. Or the album Paul McCartney did in Latin. And without the internet your phone would still be boring and journalists wouldn't know what to write about.I think that about covers it.