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It’s funny, but while monogamy and no masturbation is depressing, it’s nothing compared to the rest of my life.We live in a nice town. But I can’t relate at all to most of the neighbors. It’s the thing about nice towns. If they can afford to live there, they are probably asshole banker types and former homecoming queen wives, desperately self-satisfied traditionalists and advice-handing worldbeaters. Jocks. Douchebags. And their hot-as-shit/vacant-as-hell bored wives in stretch pants.
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