— yeah we need to talk about this, because I have some questions and I think you have some too, a lot of them stemming from a single word in the above sentence, that word being "again". To paraphrase Wilde: to get bitten by one spider on the penis may be regarded as misfortune; to have two spiders bite your dick looks like carelessness.Spider bites Australian man on penis again
— BBC News, September 28 2016
Something so Australian about the addendum "at the moment", there, as if there is a chance that someone could somehow take that crown by being unluckier, that at any moment some dude in Perth will have his dick bitten by two spiders simultaneously, dick blowing up to the size and erratic shape of a rugby ball, and Jordan No-Name with his cock bandages will shrug and go, "Well, at least I'm not the unluckiest guy in Australia any more."A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.
Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.
"I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he told the BBC.
I mean: apparently not wary enough, because he got bit all up in the dick again. Come on, man. Come on. Stop letting spiders bit your penis to shreds."I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
"I was like, 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
He said that being bitten the first time had made him wary of using portable toilets.
The tradesman said he was not sure what type of spider bit him this time.
One of his colleagues took him from the worksite in north-west Sydney to Blacktown Hospital – although many of his workmates were quick to see the lighter side of the situation.
"They got worried the first time," he said. "This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car."