News station WKMG in Orlando is reporting that the Theta Chi fraternity house at the University of Central Florida was evacuated earlier today due to the discovery of a "cup of suspicious white powder." What was it? Cocaine?! Meth?! Smart drugs?!?!?!
Eh, how about protein powder?
A post on the frat's Facebook explains:
Earlier this afternoon a UCF representative conducted a walkthrough of the Theta Chi house. She found a cup of BCAA workout protein powder, incorrectly assumed it was an illegal substance and informed the authorities. It has since been deemed a false alarm and the chemical tests have confirmed it.
UCF's student newspaper reported on the hullabaloo, noting that at one point a hazmat crew was present at the frat house.
After two tests, the paper reported, the substance was confirmed to be protein powder.
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