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How Australia Can Deal with the Fallout from Our Drunk Accent

Why improve ourselves when we could drag the rest of the world down with us?

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There's no scenario where we're going to put away the bottle, sit up straight, and embark on a program of self-improvement. That's not who we are. A secret, coordinated plan to drag the rest of the world down to our level, so they're as inebriated, slurred, and incomprehensible as we are, is ultimately far more plausible.

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