Hi guys, it's me, Lesley Arfin, author of the new book Dear Diary. Today I'm gonna be on the radio. Once, a really long time ago, I was on the radio talking about "The Vice Guide To Finding Yourself." They called me at 6 AM and I was really, really tired. Not on point. It sounded like they wanted to be Stern-esque and ask me "sexy" things, but it wasn't funny and just felt weird all around. Who can be sexy at 6 AM? Anyway, today it's gonna be a radio show from Boston called "Toucher and Rich." It's on WBCN 104.1. Maybe they'll ask me about white baseball caps and tea parties. I don't really feel nervous but it's LIVE RADIO so maybe I should. Whatever. I guess I'll have to say something like, "I'm hoping Dear Diary becomes the new Go Ask Alice" for the 30-millionth time. Yay! Tune in here.