We're not saying this woman is on drugs — maybe she's just sleepy — but this was our first five minutes in the genteel university town of Cambridge. We'd gone there to take photos for the next issue and were expecting to meet Hugh Grant punting across the river. Instead we had to watch this as we ate our shitty pub burgers.Just before we filmed this, she'd emptied her table's ashtray into the river onto the heads of the ducks. Nice. (Listen to the conversation between our fashion ed Aldene and photographer Taz in the background).About an hour later, we were walking through St John's college when Kevin found a £20 bag of weed lying on the floor. Look how outraged he is. What the hell is going on?