We found this graffiti in East London earlier today, the day the news of the death of Abu Musab Al Zarqawi has been welcomed by Tony Blair, who has given a statement saying: "The death of Al Zarqawi is a strike against Al Qaeda in Iraq and therefore a strike against Al Qaeda everywhere".What worries us about this is that when you attack Al Qaeda, they like to strike back. So does this mean they are going to strike back "everywhere"? Also, with the recent shooting and arrest of terror suspects in East London's Forest Gate, this has to be a prime time for a terrorist attack. Considering the World Cup is almost upon us, we're pretty sure that the England team will be a major target. We decided to call up a local bookmakers to find out the odds of Al Qaeda attacking an England match. Coral bookmakers gave us odds of 1/8 - pretty fucking scary odds, eh?To find out the exact situation with the terror raid in Forest Gate and get an up-to-the-minute report, we called our man on the inside, Forest Gate's MC D Double E.VICE: The media is hyping a 'riot situation' in Forest Gate. Is that true?D Double E: Yeah, that's true, blud. It's deep out here. Basically, yeah, a couple of terrorist-looking guys had a little gym or something underneath their house, yeah. Every night they used to bring weights under their house for the gym. Because of the way they was dressed, the police thought they was involved in some terrorist activity. Truesay there's a police station on their road so feds got suspicious, get me? It got raided and man got shot. They never found nothing blud. Nothing. So a lot of mans are angry.What's going on there now?The road is still blocked off by police, yeah, so they must be doing inquiries blud. When they hit road, there will be a lot complaints bruv, get me? There's an underworld informer giving police false info. I reckon it's gonna be like a racist thing. Man got shot, so it's very deep. They're gonna try sue.Has Forest Gate changed since you did the article for us?Yeah definitely bruv. It's just a bit more loose. It's all getting licked off.Have the Asian kids been getting stopped a lot more since the July 7th bombing and since this recent event?Yeah, they're getting stopped more; there's a lot more stereotyping. I got a few Asian bredrins, so I know. Boy, there's a lot more police about too.
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