Rat Bastard's International Noise Conference starts in Miami tomorrow, and you know what that means, right? It means for three days hundreds of people with their important sound projects stripping down to their amoeba brains, sloshing through a shithole club that's literally overflowing with scat water from the toilet bowl, ensuring at least one of five senses will fail them completely in old age, crashing on the beach, fucking, surreptitiously ripping off one another, breaking teeth, injuring body parts, and forging alliances and bitter divisions that'll last until next time. And the anonymous folks behind Noisebloid, the premier web circulator of vicious half-truths and bald faced lies about the community of art-damaged scumbags, will be checking in with us periodically to keep us up to date on exactly what's going on down there. Stay tuned for the gossip.
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Rat Bastard's International Noise Conference starts in Miami tomorrow, and you know what that means, right? It means for three days hundreds of people with their important sound projects stripping down to their amoeba brains, sloshing through a shithole club that's literally overflowing with scat water from the toilet bowl, ensuring at least one of five senses will fail them completely in old age, crashing on the beach, fucking, surreptitiously ripping off one another, breaking teeth, injuring body parts, and forging alliances and bitter divisions that'll last until next time. And the anonymous folks behind Noisebloid, the premier web circulator of vicious half-truths and bald faced lies about the community of art-damaged scumbags, will be checking in with us periodically to keep us up to date on exactly what's going on down there. Stay tuned for the gossip.
